Unemployment

is sad. I don't really know what I am going to do with my life... I really need a job, and I'm used to people just walking up to me and saying, hi, I know a place you can work. "You don't even really need to be interviewed. We know you're qualified." Unfortunately, that's not how life really is.

I saw a commercial today about donating plasma, and I've never been more eager in my life to let someone insert a needle into my arm and take out a part of my blood for money. I still think that maybe, it might be a good idea.

Or I guess I could always turn to prostitution... JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!